Wild Orchids/Grasshoppers

Lisa and I were out looking for orchids a few days ago. Over the years we have found places where these wild flowers grow. It is always special when we find new spots with flowers.

The season is short for most orchids making when to look as important as where.

This is an excerpt from Orchids of British Columbia by AF Szczawinski published in 1959:

“The orchid family is unusual among the higher plants for a good many reasons, such as extreme variation, highly specialized flowers, and a great range of habitat. It is interesting that the number of seeds produced in a single capsule is, in many cases phenomenal. A count made at the Greenwich Observatory, England, showed that a capsule contained 3,770,000 microscopic seeds.”

“Unless the conditions of temperature, moisture, soil and shelter are ideal, failure for the seedlings is certain. There is only one chance in thousands that such conditions will occur. If only a small percentage of the seeds from each plant could grow to maturity, orchids would be as common as grass.”

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We have been overrun by grasshoppers. The garden has taken a beating. They seem to go after the youngest plants first effectively killing them. There are other plants they don’t seem to be bothered with such as peas.

The grasshoppers are small and growing. I could use a herd of turkeys to take care of these buggers. Perhaps I should figure out a way to trap them and deep fry them, smother them with seasoning and sell them at the farmers market. Dirty Bob’s Spicy Grasshopper Crunch. It could be a hit.

6 thoughts on “Wild Orchids/Grasshoppers

  1. Jim R's avatar

    Jim R

    Grasshopper Crunch with a dark chocolate coating would be tasty. Try it with your favorite dark beer. So far, we have seen no grasshoppers. They normally show up in late summer. Not too many in recent years. Maybe you are going to have a biblical plague of locusts unless all the sinners are cast out.
    I have not seen any wild orchids around us. I’m sure they are present as say the field guide books.

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  2. mountaincoward's avatar

    mountaincoward

    I think I’d prefer the turkey option! Haven’t seen a grasshopper for years now – I think we’ve lost them from the north of England – shame as I used to love to see them out walking.

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